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Gorilla Chillaxing on Staircase
He’s going absolutely ape sit over here.
(Source: College Humor)
Taylor Lautner Wants Taylor Swift Again
Rumor has it that Taylor Lautner is trying to win back Taylor Swift. After reconnecting at the Teen Choice Awards, he gave Taylor a bouquet of roses and a heartfelt note. What’s insane about all this is that Taylor is supposedly only romancing Swifty because he wants to fill the void left by Lily Collins. Really?! Things between Taylor and Lily weren’t even official in the first place. Why the hell would he want to make use of Swifty?
Mean Girls(:
- Regina: I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.
- Karen: Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bell?
- Regina: I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you're so stupid!
- [Regina leaves, Gretchen follows]
- Gretchen: Wait, Regina! Talk to me!
- Regina: No one understands me...
- Gretchen: I understand you!
- [Regina & Gretchen's voices fade out]
- Cady: You're not stupid, Karen.
- Karen: No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!
- Cady: Well... there must be something you're good at.
- Karen: I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?
- Cady: No no no... Anything else?
- Karen: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
- Cady: What do you mean?
- Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
- Cady: Really? That's amazing.
- Karen: Well... they can tell when it's raining.
Blah. my first angry post.
I want to say I deserve better and mean it. I want to say I’ve had enough and believe it. I want to say I’m moving on and do it…
But something always brings me back to you. You hurt me and took away things I can never get back. You broke me down and made me think I couldn’t get away, and that I was lucky to have you by my side. Even now after a year, I know I would crawl back to you. You’re sick. These are words I’ll never have the courage to say to you. Once I think I can move on I get a call from you and it starts all over again. I just wait for the next time you feel like hurting me. and you never fail to do exactly that.
